05.02.20

The party gathers their things, and rudely questions Marian Cosgrove and Terrince Terrincebert. They insist on the latitude and longitude of the place they are heading, and I gave it to them, but only after giving them a hard time about it. Because I'm a fucking genius, I give them the approximate coordinates of Rio: 23S and 43W.

They head to the airport to find they now have an awesome airship. They meet the... harbormaster? Monty, my single greatest character to date. His key phrase, "A klaxon the likes of which ye've never heard!" becomes the catchphrase of the century. He trains the team. Tonans (eight-fingered man) becomes the captain, and is assigned to make a rousing speech, which he totally does! Caelynn (Other Elf Lady) becomes the navigator and has to dial in the coordinates as well as getting the ship up and down. Torment (tail guy) is the pilot, and is told to crank it so hard to keep it out of storms. J.S. is the swabbie, which mostly involves keeping the shitter clean and making sure that the barrels and barrels of pure alochol are used for the fuel and not confused with the barrels and barrels of juices and other mixers. Bird (cat lady) and Ana (elf lady) are assigned to just the most rousing games of backgammon. They are given money to gamble with, which Bird steals. Everyone notices and tells Bird that the money was hers in the first place, but Bird doesn't care. They reach their coordinates, and the klaxon goes off that it is time to land (it's louder than hell and it takes some time to figure out what to do. The crew has a bit of tinnitus afterwards. They descend, but Torment blows the roll to control the stick and the boat crashes in to the jungle.

Monty determines that the propeller is broken, and that the Lodestone that gives the ship lift is also in need of replacement. The party saw a vollage during their crash, and considers visiting to try to figure out their next course. Monty is insistent that he needs to work on the propeller. The group has decided to try to locate the village when a Velociraptor peeks around the corner...bum bum BUMMMMMMM!

After a day of adventures among the group they reconvene and meet with the players

Airship training, Monty the viking/irish elf, airship crashed. Need to find village, fix propeller, find lodestone, and find true source of the MacGuffins. Likely, the floating temple of MacGuffins is made from giant piles of Lodestone.

Use the velociraptor stats from https://www.tribality.com/2015/08/07/jurassic-world-raptors-dd-5e-homebrew-monster

Cranker fer de anchor

Clicker Clacker

Don't touch the mast

Remember to look up the monkey island games to have some puzzle for reaching the floating temple of macguffins